I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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