There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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