stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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