we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
