this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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