i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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