you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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