He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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