i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We were destined to go to rehab together
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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