i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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