I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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