I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
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She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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