Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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