I cockslap morals
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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