I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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