Nicole vs. Life
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize