Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
accomplished twins. life is a go
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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