I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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