just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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