is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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