I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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