It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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