Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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