Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
should my penis look like a turkey
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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