I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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