love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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