They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I want her autograph on my taint
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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