i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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