Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
