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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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