that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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