It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Randomize
