is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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