somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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