Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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