how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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