Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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