Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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