Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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