so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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