Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
