youre lurking in front of me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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