you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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