how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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