That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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