Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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