Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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