i think my tv is drunk
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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