i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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