He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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