I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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