is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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