That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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