Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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