ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I want a musical about memes.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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