We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
accomplished twins. life is a go
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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