she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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