Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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