i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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