can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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